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svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you


parents:  you need to go out more
parents:  you need to exercise more
parents:  YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
parents:  HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
parents:  why are you getting angry

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

mooseravenclaw:

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."

windazure:

idk I just want to find someone who is proud as fuck to be with me.